January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
July 2010
8 posts
Interactive Brain structure →
nationalgeographicmagazine:
Making sense of the brain’s mind-boggling complexity isn’t easy. What we do know is that it’s the organ that makes us human, giving people the capacity for art, language, moral judgments, and rational thought. It’s also responsible for each individual’s personality, memories, movements, and how we sense the world.
songsfromtreme:
Eddie Bo - Tell It Like It Is
Clients From Hell: Client: “I take it, since I... →
Client: “I take it, since I haven’t heard from you, that you are not interested in building my website.”
Me: “I told you I wasn’t interested when I left your office. I can’t imagine why you expected to hear from me.”
Client: “Well, have you changed your mind about working on it?”
Me: “Have…
America, Fuck Yeah!! →
(via soupsoup)
“I don’t want to print my brochure in CMYK, because it is more expensive and has...”
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “Now I know that I asked you for calm and relaxing and I think you did a great job but could you spice it up?”
Me: “Uh.. Sure.”
Client: You know, just add some white or something.
June 2010
9 posts
Missing Missy →
theduty:
edp:
“The greatest thing I’ve found on the internet all day.” - Erik Price
“SECONDED…with a bullet.” - the duty.
Clients From Hell: Make Them Disappear →
[Phone conversation with a client concerning a corporate animation.]
Client: “We don’t want people to think that everyone using our service is black. Can you make most of the people white?”
Me: “They are stick figures, I don’t think there’s going to be any racial profiling.”
Client: “Well…
May 2010
6 posts
Gulf Oil Spill Pictures: Ten Animals at Risk →
(via nationalgeographicmagazine)
Clients From Hell: Actual email from a band →
k so we want album work done,just a cover fpr a cd and of course a logo on it we are releasing an E.P that is we are pying about $2000 for and we want it to be superb.. we want it to be really super cool and epic. detailed and precise our budget.. we will discuss it. we want an angelic demon…
Craigslist Strikes Again
clientsfromhell:
Underpaying designers just isn’t offensive enough anymore.
“Looking for an edgy, hip logo for our art event to debut spring 2011 in Atlanta. To enter the contest you pay $10.00, submit your design and if we choose your design you will win $100.00 plus VIP admission to the show!”
April 2010
13 posts
WatchCruel and sweet. I only wish I had the wits to used these at the time.
